Sperm burper

A skanky cock drinking flap jack ass bitch
Bro take ur sperm burper the fuck out my crib before she tried drinking me up
by Newspaper June 28, 2022
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sperm injury

a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm
Cassie: "Hey, did you hear that Juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?"
Pam: "What happened?"
Cassie: "Sperm injury...the baby is due in May."
Pam: "Good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury."
by Rising Star June 26, 2009
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Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.
He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.
by RTM 1963 May 26, 2021
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Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.
Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!
by The rush hour... September 21, 2016
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Auschwitz Sperm Bank

When there is one man and 10 or more jewish women in a sauna and the man cums on the sauna rocks turning his semen into a gass impregnating all the women in the sauna
Today I went to a Auschwitz Sperm Bank I hope I dont have to pay too much child support to those big nose penny pinching bitches
by CP master December 09, 2024
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Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.
"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
by April 18, 2024
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Sperm-up

When you throw up burp after giving a blow job and a little bit of that huge load you just swallowed comes back up
Blow jobs are funner for everyone when you swallow,until you sperm-up and have to swallow it again
by DiKiFo August 28, 2016
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