Sharping

The act of jerking yourself using two rusty razorblades

My partner Sharps all the time. He loves Sharping

by Gabe Owner 676767 February 13, 2026

Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

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343:Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Sharpenings

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings

After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.

by VBMilkman February 21, 2025

Sharp tomatoes

After you eat a wine glass byte by bite, your stool will look AND FEEL like sharp tomatoes. As seen on A&E TV channel show, " My Strange Addiction."

Michael, be sure to eat mommy's sharp tomatoes out of the toilet before you go to school, okay? Mommy's digested glass shards don't flush down the toilet.

by mooffoom March 18, 2025

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Sharp Elbows

When present - a person is seen as being an idiot/ Stupid. Often found on those who pick fights with the bouncer with face tattoos and/or hire an escort to make their ex jealous.

His elbows are pretty sharp/ he has sharp elbows, he actually believes that Star Wars was a documentary

by anonymous May 9, 2025

Sharp exit

A sharp exit is what you do when you've wound the Police up once too often in your local town.

I was reading my old diary when I remembered the Dutchman who nicked it and did a sharp exit.

by MadDan11 June 5, 2025