shoulder rub

A hand job offered for a meager sum of cash by transients alongside U.S. Interstate 80.

-"Man, this road boner of mine just won't dip. Let's pull over so I can get me a shoulder rub from that bearded backpacker! You got any money?"
-"Will a fiver cover it?"
-"It'll cover mine!"

by Studebanger September 4, 2013

Pimp's Shoulda

A mang with clean shoulda's becuz they brush der shoulda's off.

Jorelle: Damn nigga you got pimp's shoulda's.
Jamal: That's how we roll in the clean norf nigga. Let's go score some crack!
Jorelle: Mos def nigga i haven't smoked dem rocks in two days! Nigga!

by Mack Pervert April 4, 2004

Chip off my shoulder

When a magician shoots your shoulder, turning it to stone, and shortly afterwards your friend throws a baseball at you, assuming you can catch it, but you cant because your shoulder is stone, so it hits it, and chips it. And in the ensuing rampage that you enter after having your shoulder inadvertently chipped, you accidentally kill your girlfriend.

Brandi: DANG. i was replaced within 20 seconds. That's a record!
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X

by imaustinb April 15, 2011

sexular

Noun. A rather vivid sex scandal video that has gone viral on the Internet, boasting millions of hits on Youtube.

In the first day of impeachment proceedings, members of the National Parliament have collectively viewed the two-hour sexular at the centre of the affair between Prime Minister Amado Rodolfo and teenage masseuse Belinda Ignacio.

by ben livingstone November 2, 2010

Scoulda

Hybrid of should have/could have, shoulda/coulda, or should of/could of. Pronounced: skood-eh. Related to skwoulda.

I scoulda gone to college.

by Ace B May 23, 2006

shouldeck

Having NO neck. The trapezius muscle connects the earlobes to the shoulders (making one appear to have no neck)

When head and shoulders naturally combine causing one to look like a scared turtle, a shouldeck.Other nicknames RamMan and Juggernaut

by Robert Santana September 12, 2006

[Shoulder Junk]

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.

by Ray Albright January 2, 2009