pork scratchings

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

by Teaboy September 23, 2003

scratchie

A scratch card.

JOHN: Oi Bill,, im gona pop down to the offy to pick up a scratchie u comin??
BILL:Nah.

by Frank Grimes junior March 6, 2009

scratch

1. shortened version of scratch your dirty neck, which means "the coldest dis told to someone who is moded or proven very very wrong"

*note: doing the physical action of scratching one's neck while using this phrase is most effective.

Long Duck Dong brags to his friends all night how he could score any hooch in the club. His friend tells him he'd like to see him score with a particularly fine looking girl. Long Duck Dong gladly obliges, walks over to the girl but she turns him down. As Long Duck Dong walks back to his friend, his friend says...

"SCRAAAATCH!!"

by mb10 January 2, 2005

scratch

Saskatchewanese for the basic ingredients used for cooking, instead of store bought mixes.

We made the hamburgers were made from scratch.

by Dillon Forsberg September 25, 2005

scratch

{v.}= an occurrence brought on by the heat of the moment when the male moves too haphazardly in attempting to slip his penis inside of the female's vagina but inadvertently misses, thus causing his penis to slide either onto her vulva or between her buttocks; inspired by a similar parallel in a game of billiards whereby the cue misses the cueball and hits the felt of the table, sometimes actually scratching the surface; may also be used as a general referrence to missing any orifice intended for sexual penetration

"Last night, I got so hot when I was with my girl that when I went to put it in her I had to have a do-over because I scratched."

by Historophy January 4, 2012

scratch paper

The act of cumming on a girls back till there is a puddle at the base of her back then dipping your dick into the puddle and doing your homework on her to save paper.

Hey girl, can I use you as scratch paper?

by dabrews April 12, 2017

Scroach

The original origins are unknown but it is thought that this word was born from when a mate asked another to roll him a roach. (Roughly boils down to "scrap me a roach").

" hey can you scroach real quick for me?"

-" sure man yeah let's get this billed, it's fucking freezing out here"

by SQUANCHIEST GUY YOU KNOW February 16, 2017