salt-rubber

One who makes cruel comments on an already frustrating or sad situation, thereby metaphorically rubbing salt into the wound. First use traced to Kristin W. Delli Carpini in NY in 2009

My dog died after 5 days in the doggy ICU.

Well, that's going to cost a fortune.

You salt-rubber.

by seymourbutz623 July 7, 2010

Rubberbanding

When you pull a girls ass apart really far and let it go.

That clapping you heard in the bedroom was me rubberbanding that bitch.

by ISatOnJesus May 25, 2015

RUBBER DUCKY

WHEN A GUY PUTS ON A YELLOW CONDOM AND SHOVES IT IN HER ASS THEN SAYS "HERE BITCH WHERE THIS BEAK"

Dude I did the Rubber Ducky with ol' girl last night.

by Kyle and Glenn January 20, 2009

rubber brain

Someone who is fucking stupid and think they're black

You have a rubber brain

by Weft antidote February 2, 2017

rubber tramp

A person that lives in, and creeps around in a vehicle that looks like it's barely held together with rubber bands, chewing gum, and chicken wire. They're often seen parked in the back of supermarket parking lots, or hanging around public parks, alleys, shelters, welfare offices or liquor stores.

Most of the time, the person also looks as completely worn out as the vehicle does.

"Boy, will ya look at that poor rubber tramp cruising on down the street!"

by Starwatcher September 11, 2006

rubber stamp

dipping the underside of one's fully erect penis in chocolate, then having a female lie down. then pulling the penis up towards the stomach area and with spring action slap the underside of one's penis on the female's forehead and press down on it as if you were using a rubber stamp.

Dude, I gave Tina a rubber stamp last night, that shit was the tits.

by Ron Trimm June 22, 2008

rubberband man

Someone who is able to go down on himself.

Felatio for one...

Chris was early for his speed date with the rubberband man.

by pseudonomyous May 21, 2004