Royal Devil's Fivesome

A Devil's Fivesome (3 males, 2 females) where one of the female is your wife, and two of the males are you and your best male friend.

Last night got ugly... We went Devil's Fivesome.

Royal?

You know the people involved.

I do.

Yes it was a Royal Devil's Fivesome.

by Phil Nagi December 22, 2017

Royal Jack Off

In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.

Jerry:look at this play
Kyle:looks like you played a Royal Jack Off

by Jerry M. March 12, 2007

Clash Royale

The game where you show off your credit card, the game where you get ridiculously expensive emotes to taunt nice people who are trying to enjoy the game, the game where you would get absolutely no amusement if you don't spend money. The reason it is named with the word "Royale" is because only royal members are able to afford to play the game.

The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.

One Guy: Play Supercell!

Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?

One guy: Let me try it!

Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain

by TheClashRoyalePlayer March 20, 2025

Clash Royale

A strategy fantasy based game against your opponents. Rank up arenas and unlock cards to use in battle. You can also play Clan Wars, weekly trainings, donate cards, be involved in the competitive scene, or play against friends in friendly battles with them or fellow clanmates. Clash Royale has over 597M downloads and is very popular. The meta for cards always are changing. Clash Royale is very customizable for banners, achievements, or badges. How you can rank up is by earning trophies by winning in comps or in arenas to get on with the next arena and unlock some new cards for you deck.

Clash Royale is created by Supercell OY

Tim: "Yo bro, 1v1 me in Clash Royale, I'll crush you with my Mega Knight"
Ben: "Aight bet, Imma clap you with my OP deck buddy"

by iR78 December 22, 2023

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

Jadakis Royal

An amazing, caring, generous man. Someone who can be stubborn but overall is a great guy. Anyone would be lucky to be with a Jadakis Royal

"Aww look at that guy helping that lady across the road"

"That's a Jadakis Royal alright"

by The1theonlyTopG November 21, 2023

Royal Salute

Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.

Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.

by travelinmattinok October 3, 2022