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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Hot Rodding

When you stick your penis into an active car exhaust and keep it there until you get a third degree burn.
"Bro, I went out to my car last night and started hot rodding it."
by SoldMyKidsOnEbay July 12, 2025
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Hot Rod

The Futuristic red car from The Transformers: The Movie, Transformers: The Last Knight, Transformers Cyberverse. He also went by the name Rodimus in Transformers: Energon and Transformers: Animated
Person 1: Dude, I hate Hot Rod! He never should have become a Prime!
Person 2: I quite liked him as a Prime. He showed-
*Person 1 disembowels Person 2*
by My name is Optimus Prime July 17, 2025
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Tide Rod

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.
Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.
by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025
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hot rod duncan

in an amblin’ van lived a banjo man and his name was hot rod duncan
person 1: omg it’s hot rod dunkin!!!!!!!
hot rod duncan: who?
by ILCilikecoal July 24, 2025
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Throw him the rod

(V.) To fuck a guy without formalities. Balls-deep and kinda rough.
We flirt, and of course one thing leads to another, and then I start to throw him the rod. We always go a good long time.
by Frozen Alien November 18, 2025
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Ram rod

The act of vigorously, pushing objects down one's throat with a penis.
After we finished doing the ram rod we had to go to the hospital
by The guy with a dog November 27, 2025
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