Roast n' Ghost

Using degrading or inflammatory language in jest then promptly leaving the scene before a rebuttal can be delivered.

Someone called Emma a bush-pig on Tinder then unmatched her, gave her the old 'Roast n' Ghost'.

by justaodthings April 11, 2025

Roasting my boot

To become flustered or to be made to become flustered by someone/something

Alex: Jenna is Hella fine.
James: Yeah, I keep roasting my boot every time I look at her

by Yourpseudonymwillappearpnline February 06, 2021

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

roast em off

When someone is driving a vehicle and stops and spins the tires posi locked so both of the tires burnout until they blow.

Oh sure buzz roast em off

by Trucker69 October 24, 2017

roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.

"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"

by byebye7348378 August 23, 2022

Roasting garlic

1. When you tell someone off, cuss someone out, and/or set someone straight for their toxic behavior.

2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.

1. John is on Facetime with his merchant roasting garlic over a bad shipment.

2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.

3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.

by 1dafo0l November 03, 2020

prof roast

A prof roast is an activity taken up by senior petroleum engineering students at Texas A&M University, in which the students make fun of, take cheap shots at, and relive past events of the professors in the petroleum department.

Wow! I can't believe Tom just said that! We are definitely using that in the prof roast!

by tomsdaddy March 10, 2009