Puppy Job

Licking a face after eating ass and performing oral on a dude.

Hey dude your girls just gave you a puppy job

by Lyf3_truth February 19, 2019

playing puppets

A sexual act, normally referring to touching a females genitals with the hand/fingers.

"We didn't have sex, but we did play puppets..."

by Lucanos August 27, 2005

Crotch Puppet

1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.

Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O

by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008

Clay Puppy

A makeshift dildo fabricated from wire wrapped in torn pieces of newspaper that has been soaked in one's own ejaculate to form an adhesive.

Guy: I've made you something.

Girl: I hope its a clay puppy

by JACK'SCLAYPUPPY November 3, 2009

Jungle Puppy

Jungle Puppy is a derogatory term for asian people of a darker complection.

I joined the army to fuck jungle puppys.

by DickSuck69 March 20, 2010

Fuck puppy

My step dad is a real creep, always chatting up the pups. He’s one sick fuck puppy.

God damn, ur such a fuck puppy

by sqli August 5, 2019

The Stinky Puppet

When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.

When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"

Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!

Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!

by studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010