Potato Masher

Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.

This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.

by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

nato potato

a very nice, flirty waiter at AppleBees

He was such a, -giggle-, nato potato.

by herdi March 26, 2008

Potato Sacker

The opposite of a butterface or a girl you would put a paper bag over the face of before intercourse. Potato sacking is necessary with girls who have nice face but less then desirable bodies that need to be covered before oral sex, because head is head.

damn i thought that girl was fine until she stepped out from behind the counter.... definately a potato sacker!

by shotgun facelift September 28, 2009

potatheism

The religion of The Potato. Potatheists are strictly forbidden to eat potato of any kind. The opposite of a Potatheist is a Tater Hater

Matthew, a strong believer of potatheism, pledges his honor to the Potato every morning

by Harrissia September 16, 2013

potato voice

(verb- to have a): to be able to sing for shit, i.e to be able only to sing an acrapella

if you have a potato voice, not even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you, and you shouldn't consider singing as you vocation.

by Sexydimma November 17, 2013

potato dinner

Getting laid

Yo bruh, did you get da potato dinner?

by Mechtech203 April 29, 2014

potato mailbox

because there are now multiple genders in 2017
a potato mailbox is a person who looks like a potato((they believe/are they look ugly)) and is a mailbox because screw being a male or a female, everyone is something entirely different

me: i identify as a bisexual potato mailbox
friend: im pansexual
triggered idiot: NO! YOU CANT BE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS

by THEPOTATOMAILBOX October 3, 2017