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Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.
Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.
by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022
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Game of poke

A game played by two individuals at a time. The two contestants must be facing eachother with an erection, then walk towards eachother until one is poked by the other persons penis. The purpose of the game is to find out who has the larger/longer penis. Usually played with people that have about the same penis length.
"Me and Jeff were discussing who had the longest penis, so we just went ahead and settled it like men with a game of poke"
by pkmstr88 September 9, 2018
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Poke

Poke is the slang term for the female genitalia.
Xavier, I'm going to eat your poke.
by anonymous March 20, 2024
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Rear naked poke

Get a girl in a rear naked choke from the back and stick your dick deep inside
I was bangin this chick last night and got behind of her and got her in a rear naked poke
by Antonio and arther hill January 1, 2019
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poke

a slang term regarding a nicotine device
Can I hit your poke?”
by girllll March 19, 2022
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Puppy poking

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.
by Macknoel November 20, 2009
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Poke n drag

When a male cums inside a female and then drags his penis all over her body until his penis is dry
"I didnt have a towel so I dif the poke old poke n drag." I did the poke n drag and she had a small trail from belly button to forehead"
by Biotchhhhhhhh April 30, 2019
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