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grippin porcelain

Man John just downed 3 burgers and 4 shots of jack, he's probably in the bathroom grippin porcelain
by blaah123456789 July 7, 2011
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fart parcels

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.
"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"
by jambags38 September 26, 2011
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Solaris Perceptous

The natural phenomenon wherein the solar rays run out of energy approximately 18 inches above the surface of the earth. This is the reason that one can be outdoors, obtain a sunburn on their face, torso and upper extremities whilst their legs remain paler than a sheet of copy paper.
Due to Solaris perceptous, I am forced to walk on my hands just so I can get some color on my legs.
by JizzCaster69 June 26, 2014
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so percent

When something is so cool or good that it is 100%.
That zoot is so percent.
by Mrs Yolo Swaggins March 30, 2014
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Period Perception

When a woman's judgement and feeling toward another person is changed due to their period.
S: So my friends girlfriend went to the show with us tonight

J: ugh. I hate her.

S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception
by SKurp December 1, 2014
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29 percent

When you phone or electronic needs to be charged and it feels like the end of the world
Guy, hey, dude can I borrow your phone charger? My phone is only at 29 percent
Other guy, sorry dude your screwed
by magcongirl619 October 17, 2015
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Cunt percentage

Cunt percentage is the percentage of cunts in a particular city or per capita.
Roanoke Virginia has a very high cunt percentage.
by Cunts-R-Us August 9, 2016
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