Planking

Planking is lying face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the plank, your legs must remain straight and together with toes pointed. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and with fingers pointed.
Planking is to occur in everyday locations, on everyday items and a photo of the plank needs to be taken.

'Hey man, what are you doing lying on top of that tractor'
"I am planking dude, It's rad!'

by Toki90 June 14, 2011

parking the squid

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.

Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.

by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016

pornstar parking

you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked

PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!

by country mike aka lk2play September 22, 2006

Parking lot Gimpin

The act of being a wanna-be pimp and a fake ass ghetto faggot, who thinks they've got game and spits the most worthless ignorant shit at your girl in the parking lot when your leaving the club. There is no such thing as parkin lot pimpin....only parkin lot gimpin.

yeah boy, i'm a be outside parking lot gimpin boy, i love this shit. "Wassup baby, where you goin tonight? Hey I'm just tryin to holla a little. you wanna sip of my hennessy? Hey, gimps need love too...god i hate myself!"

by robstheman March 13, 2007

Packing out

the action of the will to give up on life, love, happiness; probably contemplating the life of a hermit mountain man or suicide with a feeling that the world has given up on them and itself.

Lyrics in the Mudvayne song, A World So Cold: Why does everyone feel like my enemy, Don't want any part of depressional darkness, I've had enough, sick and tired, Bring the sun or I'm gone or I'm gone, I'm packing out, I'm no more no motherfuckin' shit

by Luke Ernst January 15, 2007

Pandingo

An Asian male who has a huge penis, with a wide girth, often compared to a stack of hockey pucks, that can hit all night and keep a white female comin back fo more.

I use to screw white boys till I found my pandingo, now I just want to ride his hockey pucks all night

by GoatsAreCool January 19, 2010

Planking

To lay rigid, face down with arms by your side.
More points awarded for difficulty of location and risk involved.

Planking- Laying down rigidly on the top of a sign post.

by Ue00 June 8, 2011