GAP POLICE

Self-appointed patrolmen and women who document and video the atrocities of fellow drivers who allow too much space between them and another vehicle at a stoplight.

Oh no! The Gap Police caught me 2 car lengths behind the car in front of me. I hope she doesn’t shame me on Instagram!

by Ms. Coffee January 07, 2020

celebration police

Football "fans" who would say something like ("celebrating like they won ucl" , "it's only X club") when a team wins a game.

Everton fan : WE SURVIVED RELEGATION BY 1 POINT ON THE FINAL MATCHDAY YAYYYYYY
Celebration police : warra ucl for everton , celebrating like you won ucl

by manimnot February 06, 2024

N-word police

Is a branch of the united states military. It's usually an oppressed black person or a Hispanic person (With a valid n-word pass of course.) that makes sure no white or Arab person says the n-word.

White person #1: What's that sound?
White person #2: Oh shit it's the N-word police!

by TheOneAndOnly080 March 18, 2019

sound of the police 12

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by Questionforgodwhy March 25, 2021

Police record

Files/datas that are filled with someone's bullshits,or even worse, which are been kept by the police, in order to restrain your life as a punishment or to remember you forever.

By the time I applied a street-illegal exhaust in my motorbike, a cop's motorcycle caught me, and from now on, i own a police record.

by Xrousi March 10, 2022

choch police

An amazing task force that defends this great land of the choch's that are invested everywhere

Those choch's are attacking, I look there's the choch police we're saved.

by Dibo BAGGINS January 09, 2014

Ethos policing

The idea that science doesn't work if you're motivated by the wrong ethos is ridiculous.

Hym "And how does that not devolve into ethos policing? Where you do what the religious enterprise does in holding hostage the good afterlife... except shifted down one level of abstraction. And now instead of God holding the good afterlife hostage, you have (Almost not a) Dr. Jordan Peterson and his cronies using boycotting, intellect property theft, media blacklisting, and gaslighting to withhold the good life from political dissidents. And that's the point of doing it. A mad power grab from a desperate charlatan who is CONFLATING HIS WORK with LITERALLY GOD and imposing that on the population. I'm starting think me and Candace have more in common then just wanting to fuck eachother."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024