An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.
The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.
The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.
The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
by J M Featherstone April 05, 2020
by K-dawg123456789 December 13, 2008
Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
by Al_000 May 27, 2023
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
by bulletface April 20, 2015
Hi John.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
by BlokeBloke January 12, 2012
A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.
"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"
by J.Lindsay June 18, 2012