hornea poke

When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.

WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!

Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?

Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Poke

Heartbreaker, plays with feelings. Usually plays with girls feelings

He’s such a poke!

by Bella_isgay June 24, 2022

Tent poking

When someone with a boner (erection) hugs or spoons you and you feel something poking (pressing against) you.

I slept over at jakes house yesterday.
When we shared the bed he started "tent poking" me.

by ChrisMissSpecial July 29, 2020

Poke the hamster

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.

I cant remember! I need to poke the hamster

by Nurrit May 11, 2021

Pussy poke

Sitting on the top of a house naked being poked in the pussy by the tiles

Yesterday I got Pussy poked

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

poke

noun. 1. in reference to any amount of food, drink, drugs.

1. bitch, get off that joint and save me a poke.

2. too bad i ate all this pizza and didn't save jim a poke.

by d-man December 10, 2003

poke some smot

smoke some pot

Hey dude, you wanna go poke some smot?

by talminator June 25, 2016