couch rotter

A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.

person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.

by yonyinn November 25, 2013

falling off the couch

The act of falling of a couch

Oh no! I'm falling off the couch!

by The Official my Account August 12, 2018

Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had

Where are you located? East Van Couch

by Willy1972 September 5, 2023

curdled couche

a nasty tasting vagina

I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.

by Sarah&Dan March 22, 2010

Couche tard

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..

Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.

by Mike458gt June 16, 2023

Pulling a couch

When BigDaddyCouch leaves a conversation without saying goodbye.

*someone leaves a group discord call without announcing their departure*

Wow, they’re pulling a Couch.

by AshBee91 June 22, 2025