october 20

national give a girl from another school ur hoodie day

oop it’s october 20th nows my chance

by iseeuaha420 October 13, 2019

october 5

National nudes day

Guy: hey it’s October 5th

Girl: oh right *sends nudes*

by That day maker September 29, 2020

Octomom

A mother with 8 tentacles emerging from her vagina.


Number one do-it-yourself artificial family builder.


A woman who pops out several hundred babies.

A jank version of Angelina Jolie

A man's worst nightmare when a lawyer comes seeking child support.

Made pregnant via turkey baster status.

Will kill you with her uterus.

Octobitch!

The real baby mama.

An everlasting single woman.

dat bitch is uh Octomom!

yee tell'um Maury!

by terra R February 17, 2009

October 23

October 23 is hentai day.

Person 1 : yo wtf, why are you watching Hentai??
Person 2 : it’s October 23 AKA he hentai day, you wanna join me?
Person 1 : you made that up but ok.

by MemeReview☭ October 16, 2019

Tree Octopus

God's way of telling us that humanity is fucked.

Teacher: Okay, Grade fives, look at this website. *shows website, 'Save the
Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!

by Discosauras Rexorus July 15, 2011

Octomom

A woman with 8 children who is a huge sob story and is asking for money and is complete bs. No one likes her even though the media flips out and wants you to love her so much and help her raise her 8 children that she had when she should have thought about beforehand.

bullshit Octomom

by Driskoll August 27, 2009

October 16th

National Give Head day

October 16th is a day to go out and give some head 😜 Boys, be ready.

Girl: "What day is it?"
Boy: "national give Head day 😉"
Girl: "Well I guess I have no choice!"

by SaturdayForTheBoys October 12, 2019