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country bear jamboree

An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.
I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.
by Someguy9346 December 1, 2013
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back country safari

The exact opposite of getting a blumpkin (getting a blow job whilst taking a dump). I.e. getting a rim job whilst urinating.
"Hey I heard you give great back country safaris, wanna come to a urinal."

"Once in a bar I stumbled upon a couple at a urinal performing the act of a back country safari."
by Fried Cable March 15, 2015
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Cross-Country Skiing

Running in the snow with ski gear on
Person 1: Wanna go cross-country skiing???
Person 2: Yea hold on lemme go get my running shoes and ski gear
by Lynn Bobble April 4, 2019
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Summit country day

a school that is usually associated with rich kids. Their whole school contains only about 1000 kids from k-12. The tuition is really high. Mass is extremely boring and all the students can't wait to get out. It is a Catholic school that I forgot to mention earlier. There is one math teacher in the middle school that is very enthusiastic and is not very good at teaching. but its ok and overall the school is fine.
friend 1:do you go to THE Summit country day school?
friend : yes I must be rich
by Rewels June 18, 2019
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Fourth World Country

A real world dystopia with a corrupt / extremist authoritarian government, that uses media gaslighting as a disguise.
The U.K. became a fourth world country when it began to strip away human rights en mass (see austerity, eugenics, and imperialism), remorselessly murdering its citizens (see grenfell tower, the war on drugs, “herd immunity”) and proposed trade agreements that severely violate international law (see Brexit).

The U.S. is a fourth world country because children’s ‘back to school’ shopping lists include bullet proof vests (see Sandy hook, school shootings), citizens are regularly murdered by militarised police (see Stonewall, Black Wall Street, BLM, the war on drugs, indigenous peoples).

North Korea is a fourth world country, due to its long term relationship with a dystopian dictatorship. (See North Korea)

(This is not a complete list) More examples include:

- Venezuela (See Venezuela economic crisis)
-Israel (See Palestine)

-China (See “re-education camps”, concentration camps, Uighurs, the drug death penalty, “pod” homes, Winnie the Pooh)
-Saudi Arabia (See civil rights, women’s rights, Jamal Kashoggi, Oil wars)

-Hungary (See Hungarian democracy)

-Brazil (See amazon burning, Jair Bolsonaro, Brazilian prisons)
-Philippines (See Rodrigo Duterte war on drugs)

“I haven’t felt safe since we became a fourth world country.”

“The government does not serve the people.”
by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020
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the country road creature

A creature made by Trevor Henderson, I don’t know much about it.
Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.
by anonymous November 30, 2020
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feminine country twist

Handcuffs on the wall, two lesbians in bed, log cabin, and a dog with make-up on, need I say more?
My gitlfriend and i had hit a bit of a rough patch before I walked in on a feminine country twist.
by Reactosé June 4, 2017
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