Nakey 

Dirty old man thats gets young girls to masturbate so as too see if they get wankers rickets

<Nakey> lol im gunna try and get her to masturbate standing up and see if she gets wankers rickets..

Nakey by Anonymous March 14, 2003

naked margarita 

A bartender asks if you want that margarita with salt or no-salt.It is difficult to hear in a noisy bar. It is difficult to remember large orders. There has to be a better way to ask for no-salt without using the word salt. The word naked works perfectly. No salt, no sugar.

Bartender: Would you like your margarita with salt, sugar or naked?
Customer: I would like a naked margarita.

naked margarita by Tiger dude March 30, 2009

Nakedgoat 

A Nakedgoat is a term used for a terrible gamer. One that talks a big game but comes up short cause he/she got restricted from gaming etc...

You are such a nakedgoat

Nakedgoat by Stevie GgT April 27, 2009

Naked knocking 

where someone gets naked goes and knocks on someones door and when they open it up stand there for about one second and then run off.

John went naked knocking today.

Naked knocking by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009

Naked protester 

A person who gets naked at a protest to make the police angry ect.

We got a naked protester.

Naked protester by deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010

Naked Molerat 

When a man skins of the foreskin on his penis and scrotum area, then soaks it in water until wrinkled. He then inserts his penis into a woman's asshole after she takes a crap and doesn't wipe.

Dave totally Naked Molerat-ed Jenny after she was trying to do a Dirty Sanchez.

Naked Molerat by The Naked Newfag June 23, 2011

naked sandusky 

When you stand in the shower with an erect penis and just stare at other dudes.

I was in the shower at the gym and this guy was totally giving me the naked sandusky.

naked sandusky by ace freeley November 9, 2011