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Naked Goat 

A goatee grown without any accompanying hair above the mouth (i.e. no stache). A Soul Patch in and of itself does not qualify as a "naked goat" because it is normally not substantial enough to require an accompanying stache for the sake of aesthetic balance.
I had to do a double-take when I noticed he was rocking the Naked Goat tonight. Only a man with supreme confidence would venture off into that territory.
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NakedToaster

A person who thinks a toaster without a bath is having it naked. Very funny and reliable, although emotions are not shown well.
That Jo is such a NakedToaster, has to put their toaster in a tutu.
NakedToaster by QuestionableMeap February 5, 2022

@nakedgrandpas 

@nakedgrandmas on TikTok is an amazing content creator that makes very aesthetic content 🥺🥺🔪🔪
person 1:Hey, have you seen @nakedgrandmas on tiktok?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: @nakedgrandpas is my favorite tiktoker go follow them now or else 😈😈

NakedGang 

An instoppable force. No superheros can take this on. No one.. When a bunch of Naked people get together it creates a god like force that destroys anything in its way.

Stronger and better than: Medieval, Mafia, Jedi, Cyborg, Angel.
Dude #NakedGang > any other DinoDino gang. Period.
NakedGang by NAKED-ROGI August 20, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026