floating mushrooms

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

by Fep October 14, 2023

mushroom <3

The prettiest most handsome boy on this planet with the most gorgeous dimples ever♡

I love you Mushroom <3

by Bub♡ November 2, 2021

mushroom monkeys

A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.

Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.

by sehunsimmons September 20, 2016

Mask Mushrooms

The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!

I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms

by Maskedone September 28, 2021

Mushroom

Someone who's kept in the dark and fed shit. Like a mushroom.

They treated me like a mushroom. They kept me in the dark and fed me shit.

by BayesianBits August 1, 2017

mushroom jerry

When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.

My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.

by Wes Futrell November 13, 2020

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017