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mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.
person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!
by babycløut August 11, 2019
mugGet the mushroommug.

Mushroom Man

a fat stinky pro!!!!1!!1111
Person 1: Mushroom man is such a pro
Person 2: Yes i agree
by The Mushroom Man July 2, 2023
mugGet the Mushroom Manmug.

Mushroom ditch

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.
by Puntilla August 23, 2017
mugGet the Mushroom ditchmug.

The Red Mushroom

Where you fuck a girl on her period and then she proceeds to suck the period blood off your dick
by anonymous February 11, 2022
mugGet the The Red Mushroommug.

mushroom

The name of a current hair style popular among boys and young men. Its signature element is an oversized bush of loose, tousled hair (the mushroom) that protrudes out over the forehead in a furry shelf that would, in some extreme cases, seem to impinge on the field of vision.
Okay, buzzcut the sides but leave the mushroom in front.

She likes to get her fingers in my mushroom.

I can't see anything in the shower because when my mushroom gets wet it covers both my eyes.
by Grebdehrm January 31, 2024
mugGet the mushroommug.

Mask Mushrooms

The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!
I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms
by Maskedone September 28, 2021
mugGet the Mask Mushroomsmug.

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