mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.

person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!

by babycløut August 11, 2019

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Get the mushroommug.

mushroom slape

a slape with the head of the dick

fred mushroom slaped maggie

by fred faulkner August 1, 2009

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Get the mushroom slapemug.

Mushroom Man

a fat stinky pro!!!!1!!1111

Person 1: Mushroom man is such a pro
Person 2: Yes i agree

by The Mushroom Man July 2, 2023

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Get the Mushroom Manmug.

Mushroom ditch

Whores vagina

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.

by Puntilla August 23, 2017

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Get the Mushroom ditchmug.

The Red Mushroom

Where you fuck a girl on her period and then she proceeds to suck the period blood off your dick

She gave a good the red mushroom

by anonymous February 11, 2022

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Get the The Red Mushroommug.

The name of a current hair style popular among boys and young men. Its signature element is an oversized bush of loose, tousled hair (the mushroom) that protrudes out over the forehead in a furry shelf that would, in some extreme cases, seem to impinge on the field of vision.

Okay, buzzcut the sides but leave the mushroom in front.

She likes to get her fingers in my mushroom.

I can't see anything in the shower because when my mushroom gets wet it covers both my eyes.

by Grebdehrm January 31, 2024

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