Slap Face Month

December is when it is officially slap face month. Slap your friend and move on with your life.

"It's slap face month! Sorry, buddy!"

by imblacksodealwithit October 27, 2019

Double Slap Ass Month

The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass

Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"

by Bandokay Lz November 3, 2019

National snatch ass month

Don’t bother grabbing or slapping, just take ( boys and girls have fun ;)

Timmy snatched jimmys ass on national snatch ass month

by Mrbigcheekd December 14, 2019

National Old Seats Month

“National Old Seats Month” is during the month of February. During this time, students in Mrs. Edmond’s math classes should legally be aloud to sit in their old seats.

Mrs. Edmonds doesn’t let us sit in our old seats, even though it’s National Old Seats Month!! >:(

by momma_of_4_XD February 7, 2020

Dick Tap Month

Dick tap month occurs in the month of April. This month you can smack the shit outta someone’s dick. Guys smack girls “dicks”

*slaps dick* “Ow wtf”
“It’s dick tap month lil bitch!”

by Ginger420YourMom March 12, 2020

National horny month

The month of April is horny month you can ask any body for any sexual content ex nudes, any act of sex including bringing a friend

It's National horny month so you know I'm gonna get her pics - Zack

by Cumbucketofthemonth April 16, 2020

Free Fuck Month

Free Fuck Month starts In July and ends at the end of the month.

In this Month You can ask Anyone Or Your Lover for Some Nice Sex and they Have to agree.
You can Do whatever you want in this month, Although Dont Be a Simp.

Person 1: Hey! Let's have sex

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Its Free Fuck Month

Person 2: oh Okay then

by JustTrustMeAight? June 30, 2020