mom top

a women’s top that looks like something a mom would wear

hey did you see natasha erhardt wearing that mom top yesterday?!

yes! she’s such a trick!

by guccimatt May 14, 2018

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Mom pillow

When it's very cold outside and your mom dresses you in layers.

Me: *waddling to school* Uhhh I feel like a mom pillow.

by Crazy_as_Cora November 16, 2018

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A Mom Barbie is a mom, often from Southern California, who is not going to be defined by making iced cookies. She is going to be defined by walking out of some swank hotel/restaurant in a designer outfit and a blank stare and posting it on instagram/snapchat/her mom barbie-blog. Sometimes the kids are involved, but only if their outfits tie in.

"Let's invite Diane to our mom's night! No wait, she's in LA today, it's a two hour drive just to walk out of The Beverly Hills Hotel in her new heels, and those poor valets are probably taking their thirty-ninth photo, she's hard-core Mom Barbie."
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"

by mgg November 25, 2018

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Mom Parker

Andi D.

Did you see how she pulled in and parked?!?! Bro she TOTALLY parks like a mom!
You're a mom parker.

by Larry Josh December 13, 2018

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Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.

Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.

by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019

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