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Mississippi Road stop

Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.
Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.
by Dirty Jimmm April 8, 2022
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Mississippi Sawhorse

When 2 men touch the tips of their Penis together, and 2 women proceed to scissor with the penises in the middle of the action. They then proceed to slide back and forth along the Penises, and the men can thrust in unison if desired.
Did you see those lesbians? I would definitely do the Mississippi Sawhorse with them.
by Rick Nay June 12, 2022
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Mississippi Mudslide

Two bros saving money and time as they take a deuce at the same time... in the same toilet.
Damn, Lee and Johnny must be tight on money or... gay.... they just went and took a Mississippi Mudslide!

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by Pizza Camo June 15, 2022
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Mississippi River Pee

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs
by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022
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Mississippi

The 7th layer of hell (or Mississippi, for short) is a conservative police state with humidity, forests, obese people, cracked up roads with tons of potholes.

It has the worst healthcare, education, lowest life expectancy in the entire union.

The people in this state are extremely rude to you, unless you have a pocket full of cash.

Louisiana is grateful that that Mississippi exists, because now Louisiana doesn't have to take the spot for the worst state in the union.
Man, thank God I'm not in that dump called Mississippi anymore. Thank goodness for places like California.
by ism_ist July 4, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Cake

The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.
Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker
by King Ralph III August 5, 2022
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Mississippi sweetness

Saw the phrase "Mississippi Sweetness" hand painted on white painted school bus in a black neighborhood in Chicago
by anonymous August 8, 2022
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