milf

Mom I like (to) fuck

Usually a mom that is hot.

Jake's milf is so hot.

by Harry _potter November 5, 2017

MILF

Abbreviation of "Mother I'll Love Forever"

My mom is a milf

by BigDickBitchAssBitchHo May 23, 2018

standard porno milf

a milf that is older than 40 also you don't really know if she's actually a mother just because the youporn video says so

go to youporn enter milf and enjoy your standard porno milf

by n00000000000000b August 15, 2010

MILF monster

A term used to describe a girl that you would fuck madly without hesitation no matter the consequences.

Dick: dude, that chick over there is a MILF monster!
Bob: i know right?

by Da flying MILF Monster! April 18, 2011

Milf Boobed

The experience on Facebook when you send a private Facebook gift to someone and you find out that all your friends see it in your Facebook status.

I was Milf Boobed! I sent a joke gift on Facebook of image of a lady with big boobs and the title was Milf Boobs and I didn't realize that everyone in my friend list would see it.

by pboob March 19, 2009

Wanna Be MILF

A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.

The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.

The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.

by Don't wanna be a wanna be MILF when I grow up December 15, 2008

Mega milf

Mary jo ford md aka DAkotas Mom aka the original milf

"dude i hit on dakotas mom on the way to venice " " SHES A mega MILF"

by the real mclovin69 May 9, 2009