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Megan

The special one. No one will ever understand what the hell goes through her head but at the end of the day don’t bother questioning it. She will fight like hell for you but the moment you betray her trust you will be sorry. Always follow Megan’s advice she has been through the ringer but is always right, again don’t question it.

The will do the most embarrassing thing in front of strangers but will become shy as a puppy if she is uncomfortable. She will be shy around people at school but a psychopath, high on water with her friends. She can chug a bottle of vodka and not be drunk but will still only have 1 shot when out of the house.

She will never bother with short term relationships but is like a puppy. Play with it feed it, walk it and sleep and she will be happy. DO NOT LEAVE HER ON READ. She will question her life purpose if you don’t pick up the phone.

She will never admit she is pretty. Nor does she think it because she will always know she could be better but is a 1 in a million.

Friendly reminder don’t mess with Megan because she will make you pay.
“Megan oh I heard of her isn’t she that weird kid” - random person
Screams “The queen has arrived” as she walks in -Megan
by Jane_kaffie December 4, 2020
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megan appreciation month

megans are the best people, sweet and generous and they’ve probably been through a lot. we need a whole month for them! it’s october ladies and gentlemen, time to show your love and appreciation to all megans :)
megan: why is everyone being so nice to this month
me: it’s megan appreciation month, you deserve it <3
by professionalsimp December 5, 2020
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Megan

hot and sexy. blonde. smells good like the forest and extreme prettiness. hair on fleek body on fleek posture on fleek. fits on fleek. hotter than georgenotfound. her pee is the perfect color
Boy: wow, look at that pretty girl over there with the charming glowing aura

abby: yeah thats megan for you ;)
by foxteeth December 14, 2020
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megan

a bitch who is obsessed with this one long haired loser from chinese band called cat and dog
megan: is that gyu???

friends”: not that ugly b again
by winwin.ent November 22, 2021
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Megane

Is a word used when you feel hyped up
about something e.g a night out. OR it can
mean getting a little bit excited sexually ;)
Megane ,Hyper,Excited,Sexually,Buzzing
I'm gettin that Megane feeling!
by Yvaiaca November 22, 2021
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Megan harris

Stay away . A megan harris will destroy you .. eat your remains … simmer your soul on a stove … then try to feed your lifeless remains back to you . If a megan harris is ever connected to a nichole . Run !
Oh look here’s ma megan harris . Did you feel the air get colder around you ?
by Twentytwo November 22, 2021
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Megan

Megan's are very interesting humans. Megans tend to constantly go back to their 6th grade bf. Megans are the type of girl to buy a light up dinosaur lamp on amazon. Megans are shy at first, but turn into the spawn of the devil after you get to know them. A Megan will always beat a bitch up for you, but not for herself. Megan has anger issues. Megans love honey mustard and annie's white cheddar mac and cheese.
Is that honey mustard?
Yea... Megan must be around here somewhere.
by alitabattleangel November 22, 2021
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