mattei

Mattei is a unique name. Most often the person that anyone can go to for anything. Mattei’s hold a lot of passion for people and anything. They often play drums and pick up girls very easily. So watch out for Mattei’s, they’ll steal your girl. Mattei’s often date girls with names that start with k. So if your name starts with a k and you find a mattei, keep him.

Mattei is gonna steak your girl!!

by Pethnia March 24, 2020

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Matteya

Matteya is a fucking idiot, she is kinda dumb and often unintelligent.
This does not apply to all Matteyas, the very few there are, some are kinda cool.

Collin: "What is your name?"
Matteya: "Matteya"
Collin: runs away

by ImMatteya June 11, 2020

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Matternoon

In a matter of one afternoon you go from being someones soulmate to being completely ghosted.

"Whats wrong?"
"I'm confused, boss"
"oookkkk....want to explain?"
"It was a matter of moments between Tony telling me that we were soul mates in the morning and then ghosting me in the afternoon and pretending I don't exist anymore."
"Ergh... Matternoons really hurt."
"You're telling me..." {insert 'obviously' GIF here}

by pinacoladaescape June 17, 2020

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