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Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.
He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.
by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021
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al-martin

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.
by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019
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Martin

He is a handsome and tall man from Norway. He is not a ordinary bur a better gentleman who is very good at school. He had good grades and was funny. He allways got you to smile. Even when you were sad.
Hey , what is a Martin.
Martin is a funny, gentle and tall Norwegian.
by MJnorway March 2, 2017
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Martin

Who is the 44th president of the U.S? Oh right Martin!
by imasurvivorimnotgonnagiveup August 25, 2025
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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
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joao martins

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock
by Le Joao February 19, 2024
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martin bergman

Huge penis. Always bigger than Calebs.
by Marroo February 16, 2019
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