maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)
by StarMe March 17, 2023
Get the mariamug. by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023
Get the Eva Mariamug. by jxshuhh February 12, 2025
Get the Maria Effectmug. by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Joao Coutomug. Maria Ines is a great friend. She probably has a long term boyfriend named Mateo. She is funny and never shuts up. She is good at socializing and dresses like a grandma. Has curly dark hair and is very dramatic.
by raccoonattack November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Inesmug. The name ‘Maria’ is the most common name for cougars and older women who date young men. Their curly hair and bubbly personality make them perfectly equip to snatch up young, mostly ginger, short men.
by Anonymoossse November 22, 2021
Get the Mariamug. by you can’t suck your dads tits October 5, 2020
Get the maria uvallemug.