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magic man

pulling out of a girl during doggy style or anal sex and switching with a friend, then running around to the outside (ideally outside of the window in front of the girl) and waving at her. inspired by a donkey punch type mentality.

requirements:
>girl
>window
>willing friend with similar size penis
Carl: How's Stacy?

Chachee: Still not talking to me.

Carl: why?

Chachee: Well, she said she liked surprises. So... Tyler and I gave her the magic man.
by JRossi December 31, 2007
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magic hookah

hookah with weed mixed in the bowl of tobacco.
smoker #1-"hey this hookah is amazing"
smoker #2-"thats because its magic hookah there's weed burning in the bowl"
by selena_m July 31, 2006
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russian mafiosi

Most powerful criminal orgnaization in the world, possibly linked to the government of russia. Deals manily in arms trafficking, protection rackets and prostitution. Comprised of many nationalities from russia like russians, armenians, georigans,ukrainians, azeris, chechens, dagestanis, kazakhs, belarussians, tartars etc.
The most bad ass mafia in the world, fuk up soft westerners i.e italian mafia, and beat down on triads and yakhuza. Have connections with LA's crip gangs.
that litvinenko couldnt' even hide in democratic and free england, he was murdured by the russian mafiosi/government, they some ruthless mofuckers....
by Rachid Ahmadov December 3, 2007
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The Magician

The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
by zeroe October 5, 2006
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maggot

1 A slimy insect lava that can be used to treat injuries.

2 A slimy disgusting child with a low IQ who constantly whines that Slipknot are the best band in the world.

There are 3 types of Slipknot maggots

1. Schoolyard maggot - Frequently seen in schools smoking round the back of the building, makes rude comments to anyone who doesn't share there opinion on the best band in the world (Slipknot) Usually miss lessons because "were hard" or "school sucks dick" Out of school the maggot will take the guise of a hobo asking passers by if they have a cigarette and/or spare change.

2. Internet maggot - These maggots are possibly the most annoying. Since they missed so much school and so many English lessons (as they were smoking there life away) the maggot is reduced to spelling "spelin" really wrong and making them look completely stupid. Most conversations with them will leave you doubting humanity. Also again if you don't think slipknot are the greatest band in the universe you will be dissed. But it will make you laugh more than upset you.
"u dunt lik SliPkNot ur fuckin gay"

3. The exception - Although there aren’t many maggots like this to speak of, but some can be quite smart. These ones tend to be fans of other bands as well (disscluding rap/rock) they can spell, they don't ask for money and if you don't like Slipknot they either give a good solid debate about how slipknot are a good band, or they don't care and accept the fact that everyone has different opinions on music. Unfortunately after talking to one of these you will more than likely bump into 10 others who are stupid thus once again giving you a deep hatred of the band Slipknot, and all there goth wannabe fans.
me: Slipknot really aren't that great, they have some ok songs but there really are way better bands out there.

typical maggot: ur a dik go n screw ur dad

me: what will this act achieve?

typical maggot: fuck u I screwd ur s1ster la5t nite.

me: All I'm saying is I don't think Slipknot are the best band in the world.

typical maggot: who r betr then?

me: Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Slayer, Cannibal corpse

typical maggot: u fag thats gay sh1t
by Smash the corporation November 12, 2004
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tragic magic

"Yo, T's gone"
"What?"
"Tragic Magic, baby"
by realmcmeal January 16, 2004
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I fucked on the Magic School Bus

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.
Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)
by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011
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