assrape machine

a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.

how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me

by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 8, 2010

rage against the machine

A band formed in 1991 who helped create the rock/rap genre along with Faith No More and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

See also THE GREATEST BAND EVER

Hey Joe, you know what rocks?

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, SLUT.

by FreePablo January 5, 2004

sex machine

To be very sexy.

"Hey Sex Machine" (There is an implied lust involved)

by Katie Loveland a.k.a The Joy of Making Love April 17, 2003

reverse atm machine

gas pump; concept of money being sucked up as quickly as it can be dispensed. -some have suggested putting more atms in gas stations, right at the pump!!

my fucking chariot is HUNGRY AGAIN!!. i just LEFT the reverse atm machine!!

i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!

by michael foolsley March 30, 2011

slurpy machine

It's a tool of the devil.

I pissed in the slurpy machine.

by me September 27, 2003

machine

toronto's WORD FOR A BURNER or GUN

machine in the area don't worry bout nothing

by killer keels April 25, 2005

kkkkksshhsshhsh machine

A container, or 'hopper' that is attached to an air compressor to add texture to ceilings and/or walls. It is heavy and should be used by a strong man.

Chick: Will you bring the kkkkksshhsshhsh machine tonight? I need to borrow it.
Dude: Yeah, but it's really heavy. You're gonna need a big strong man to do it for you.

by ameco9 September 10, 2009