by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010
Get the muff cabbagemug. Mark claims every Saturday as Muff night, but he has probably never screwed one. But then again He does know some pretty nasty sluts.
by Dom pville March 18, 2011
Get the Muff Nightmug. When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out
Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.
"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 19, 2012
Get the Muff Cottonmug. by mwalk May 17, 2014
Get the slush muffmug. " Dont Call Her A Dyke Its A Horrible Word How About Saying Muff Rubber Instead? " My Mum To My Sister
by Gay Of The Day July 17, 2011
Get the Muff Rubbermug. by muff flap June 3, 2015
Get the Muff Flappermug. 