MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF

the word milf is the defintion of carters mother,

when you see her you say " oh look at that milf"

by TLBMALAV, im gay September 9, 2022

milf

mom i like feet

mom i have something to tell you, milf

by banana_6969 November 16, 2021

Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.

This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.

by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020

MILF

Man I love frogs.

Jake: “Im a milf!”
Sam:” WTF DUDE?!”
Jake: “MAN I LOVE FROGS!”

by gurlalatagingisbad115 April 9, 2022

milf

your mother; milf

brad: is your mom hot
mike: are you asking if she’s a milf?

by XoxoForehead September 12, 2021

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022