mexican speedwrench

A hammer. Usually the bigger, the better.
A tool (claw hammer, ball peen) that can disassemble something a lot faster than a conventional wrench.

Man, I can't get this thing loose. Pass me the mexican speedwrench.

by abacus November 18, 2004

sexy mexi

A sexy mexican (girl or boy).

Tyler saw a fly mexican chica and said "Damn! Look at the ass on that sexy mexi!"

by b Dreher November 7, 2007

MexPH

Mexicans per hour. If you're working at Mexican speed you are good.

'Jesus tits, Dylan is working at like 5 MexPH.'

by Michaelftw June 15, 2007

Mexicant

Term used to describe a lazy incompetent hispanic worker.

Boss: I knew when I hired you that you couldn't cut the grass right!! You've proven to be nothing more than a mexicant! Why can't you be like the other mexi-cans?!?!
Mexi-Cant: ¡Tú asno estúpido! ¡Sabes que no hablo inglés! ¡No sé lo que está diciendo el infierno tú! ¡Guardar tus tres dólares por hora! ¡PARÉ!
Mexi-Cans:(off in distance pretending not to be listening) I told his broke ass to learn spanish.

by Andrrew July 31, 2006

The Mexican Panda

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.

The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda

by Adam Paul December 18, 2004

mexicoma

The state of being so completely full of mexican food, you feel like you're going to pass out.

I just ate a huge burrito at La Costena, I think I'm going to slip into a mexicoma. Ugh.

by Joel Haferbecker February 18, 2009

mexinoy

A filipino (pinoy) who thinks he is of Latin American descent.

That dude thinks he's a mexinoy. what a sellout.

by avazee June 2, 2004