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maximum loadage

a phrase that discribes a person place or thing that has gotten so large or heavy that it is beyond all known paramiters....elephants, wrecking balls,,,,fat chicks
dude that fat chick is so fat she has exeeded maximum loadage...and she ain't riding in my car...get your uncles dump truck...
by last star fighter September 3, 2007
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Maximum Failocity

Fail at it's highest.
Dude, last night me and steven were playing modern warfare 2, and he was 0 kills, 35 deaths. He was totally at maximum failocity.

ex 2.

Dude: Hey Dude, look i'm testing the new million dollar hovering car on the street roads!

* CAR EXPLODES*

Dude 2 : Looks like you hit maximum failocity, my friend.
by BabyMamaDramaTrauma July 20, 2010
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Maximus Rapagio

The Latin term for "maximum rapage."

Maximum rapage means to pwn or get raped in a video game do to ridiclulous amount of skill.
Dude 20 kill rampage, Maximus rapagio mother f***ers.
by BlackCops February 19, 2011
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Maximus Nubulous

Beyond a nub, or noob in gaming. You are beyond terrible at anything that has to do with gaming.
Joe: Wow I just went 5 and 35 in call of duty.
Bob: You are a Maximus Nubulous.
by RectumRapist January 26, 2011
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Maximmiliano Grande

an old latin slang for a transvestite prostitute that has every type of STD
There are prostitutes then there are maximmiliano Grandes they are really dedicaded
by Devious Mastamind September 11, 2011
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Maxine Mandel

A genuine person who is easily corrupted. I love her to death and I want to marry her at some point. She is someone who is amazing and hot and sexy. And she likes bending for soap in the shower.
I gave her a Maxine Mandel last night.
by Disgustache November 28, 2011
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Maximum Occupancy

Also Known As: Fully Occupied

During Groups sex when a female has reached her "Occupancy," Usually involving five males and the female is on her back on top of a male, whose stiffy is inside her asshole. A second male stands over her missionary-style and has his stiffy in her vagina. The third male is staddling the female's face with his stiffy inside her mouth. While the female preforms two hand-jobs, one stiffy in each hand, with the fourth and fifth males. Usually Places can be changed during sex, And beginning positions are based on chance or a coin toss.
"Did you hear "insert name" went home with five guys?!"
"Maximum Occupancy All-night"
by Onlypudge December 1, 2011
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