Bootlicker Liberal

an individual in American/western society who claims him/herself to be a liberal, but the the only thing liberal about them is their lenient tolerance of authoritarianism. General Aspects:

-Lives in the city

-Only gets news from mainstream/corporate Media

-Personal "ideals" are just copy-paste regurgitations of corporate approved talking points/buzzwords

-attention whorish and excessive lifestyle, leaving them empty inside

-Moderate to severe Trump Derangement Syndrome

-Anti-gun and pro-censorship as you get

-copy/paste Smug, passive aggressive attitude, as a product of their excessive use of social media (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

-unironic worship of establishment politicians, caused by corporate propaganda

-"LGBTQBIPOC ally" but deep down inside, they think of minorities as little more than guaranteed votes for their party, and/or as sexual fetishes

-"trust the (corporate approved) Science!"

-Economically speaking, their not as retarded as your typical leftist, but they're up there

-and lastly, they're as dense as reinforced brick wall

Generally speaking, these individuals are, at best, minor nuisances, and at worst, the thing they rag on the most ironically- Insufferable, Hatemongering Karens. best to avoid these people in order preserve your sanity.

Mrs. X is such a blind, bootlicker liberal. I should never talk to her about politics

by Mr. MixMang March 9, 2021

liberal

Someone who wants to feel cool even if they are a jerk..... wanting to have cake and eat it too..
guy who smokes weed as a teacher to feel cool.

Liberal , liberalism, hippie throw back,
Because i smoke weed that makes me look cool and young but if i saw a guy getting muged on street unless it would benefit me or my family i would walk by them and not say a word.

Lapd were wrong to beat up Rodney king but if i robbed someone it was ok..
If anything goes on out side my box i cant react but i smoke weed and im cool, read some poetry and its all good, ir u watch porn

by artifiial nigga January 21, 2009

Liberal

A very politically ill-informed socialist masquerading as U.S. citizen. Liberals generally exercise the use of a loud voice to win arguments. Liberals will sometimes gather to protest a subject that they feel is very important, inconveniencing hundreds that are trying to get on with their lives.

A notable protest in Washington occurred when a few Liberals got together and thought that perhaps they should bring traffic to a complete halt in order to show the masses what they were sure was important, using garbage cans and their own bodies to their advantage.

Many people are frankly surprised that those stuck in the traffic jam did not "run them the fuck over" - referring especially to the woman with a broken arm who was trying to make it to the emergency room.

Conservative: "It was Clinton's fault for dumping military funds into our national debt! How could you think it was Bush's 'failed policies' that brought on trillions of dollars of debt!? If we were going to prevent further terrorist action, then we had to go to the source to stop it."

Liberal: "9/11 was just an excuse for oil, moron!"

Conservative: "You're not even listening-"

Liberal: "Moron!"

Conservative: "S-"

Liberal: "MORON!"

by a very pant March 28, 2009

Liberal

One of two individuals.

1. Generally a progressive individual who sees that government should have enough power to provide for the every need of the citizens of that nation. A kind hearted soul who feels that government should be able to take care of people.

2. A closed-minded, politically correct nitwit who believes that Christians are evil, America is terrible, white people should feel guilty, Republicans are homophobic and racist, and that any form of morality is a bad thing to have.

1. My girlfriend is a liberal. I don't agree that government should have so much power, but I see her point of view. She just thinks this is the best way to help people.

2. Thank God that liberal bastard Keith Olbermann has left MSNBC. Now if only Rachel Maddow would leave and Janeane Garofalo would just disappear.

by Alexhandr February 23, 2011

liberal

1.NOT to be confused with a democrat. A liberal is a person with a far left mentality who is so far gone they refuse to listen to anyone else’s point of view. The hypocrisy of the liberal doesn't stop there, they constantly protest other peoples way of life and life choices under the label of freedom never realizing that all the protesting and complaining they do only creates more laws and rules thus further restricting freedom.
2. Hypocrite
3. A follower who believes they are a leader.
4. A person who makes decisions based on emotions or off of what another liberal said never from facts.

1. In the state of California liberals complained compulsively about building a natural energy source. When the state finally did build a windmill field. The liberals protested it claiming it was killing birds that flew into the energy windmills.
2. Ted Kennedy

by KungFu April 4, 2005

bleeding-heart liberal

A democrat or political left-winger(2 different things) who tends to be subjective in their political views. Political subjectiveness is ok to some degree, but I think that some people tend to get carried away or be unrealistic. These types are somewhat of sore to American society, but on the other hand help balance out crazy redneck or bureaucrat conservatives. Both could be done without in the end because of their serious bias on everything that ever happens.

There are few types of people who fall into this group:
1.Activists-the troublemakers who are
violent and crazy but try to cover up by pretending that their motives are moral.

2:Stoners-people who have taken a lot of time to think through where they stand politically, and realize that violence is an ineffective way to reach their goal, even if the establishment is refusing to listen to them. These people think Bush is a terrible president, and give logical reasons.

3:Metalheads-people who have taken a lot of time to think through where they stand politically, but are too carefree to do anything more than write music about it. Also, they are pessimistic and feel they will never change anything. This group also has logical reasons for hating Bush, such as the fact that the only Iraqis killed by Sadam were rebels who were trying to assassinate HIM.

4.Nobodies-people who really have none of their own views, but will make themselves think they believe in anything that is popular. Once they have a cause in mind, they will gather any evidence, without even thinking through it enough to realize it doesnt make any real sense. This group is very anti-Bush, but cannot give logical reasons why he is a bad president, such as the fact that he has a Texas accent(No shit. How is that a problem?)

Bleeding-heart liberal, or bleeding ass liberal is usually used by right-wing conservatives to refer to any and all democrats or liberals.
Middle-roaders like me use it for any person who thinks only about the benifit of individuals rather than society as a whole. In other words the kind of person who believes that we must not leave anyone behind, even if helping them would be a drag one the whole group. Someone who not only believes that, but will not waver on it no matter what, that is a bleeding heart-liberal.

These examples are simplified because a realistic example would take to long to think of and type. Enjoy.

Bussinessman A: We just bought out that from Georgia, so we can finally expand our bussiness to the rest of the US.
Bussinessman B: We still got to watch out, before we know it the bleeding-heart liberals will be on our ass calling us a monopoly. You saw what happened with Bell Atlantic.

Redneck: That rabbit threatened ta kill my family, and the only thing keepin` me from shootin` the li`l terrorist is them damn bleedin` heart liberals.

(note that not all rednecks are crazy like that.)

by tanukisanyo May 8, 2005

Laberoon

A word to describe an utter gamer that have never seen the world outside of his bedroom, a female breast or somethimes even natural light. Often with red hair, freckles and glasses. See also "Gamer" and "Nerd"

"You are such a FUCKNG laberoon, you freak!"

by Heh heh! August 27, 2006