What the lick reed 

A new some sort of way of saying "Hi". Or as some people know "Whats up?"

"Steven, What the lick reed?!"

Denisse: "Excuse me?"

Steven & Denisse: " I don't get it!" . . . .Chicken. Booger Love♥

What the lick reed by Mangu20 May 5, 2011

anal cock lick

licking an shit covered penis after insertion into the colon

i anal cock licked your mom last night

anal cock lick by dansex69 August 24, 2006

I would rather lick the floor 

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

I would rather lick the floor by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009

road lick 

eating out a female while she is driving a vehicle.

Maybe she will give us a ride if i give her road lick.

road lick by Gannon G. August 10, 2006

Chetney Nut Lick Supreme

The act of smearing your bean bag with peanut butter and having your special little dog friend lick them clean.

There's nothing like the feeling of a nice Chetney Nut Lick Supreme in the mourning before work.

Chetney Nut Lick Supreme by billy boy January 3, 2005

Big Lick 

Starting hand of 6 and a 9 in hold em poker.

Jorge got big lick and went all in, and cracked Too Tight Tommy's pocket aces.

Big Lick by Mike McD May 13, 2005

letting the dog lick it 

Sitting around doing nothing. Implies having put peanut butter or other tasty treat onto one's genitalia and having a house pet lick it off.

"Hey Fred, what's kickin'?"
"Not much bro, just letting the dog lick it."

letting the dog lick it by Sir the Diz January 14, 2008