Lauren

Lauren is an intelligent girl who has problems but excepts them and has a great sense of humor. She is kind, nice, silly, unique, and amazing.

Person 1: "Hey dude. Is that Lauren?"
Person 2: "Yep! She's my best friend... She can be a bit of a weirdo, tho..."

by NeRdRaGe1* June 3, 2018

Laurentia

She a rude ass motha fuckin bitch with a torn ACL but she beautiful anyways and she a great friend

1 human: Damn that girl murdered me and now I haunt her
2 human: She must’ve been a Laurentia

by Tessyourawesomefriend November 24, 2018

lauren cold

lauren cold is beautiful on the outside. however once you meet her, she bullies you about your outfits and what you wear. don’t trust a lauren cold whatever you do!

person 1: *wears buttons on buttons*
lauren cold: ew what are you wearing!

by iamyourdadddy May 8, 2019

Lauren

Name

Lauren is my friend

by Hskndn October 21, 2019

lauren (kai’s bae)

OML PLSSS I LOVE THIS HOE SM OMLLL... anyway her cosplays are so sexy and her eyeliner 😩😩😩😩lauren is bae asf i cant even explain... her and her gf probably so cute 😟 anyway this little young hornball is so nice and wholesome.... AND SEGXY HOLY SHIT IM SCREAMINGJSKSKEKEOE

kai: where tf my bae at
lauren (kai’s bae): right here surga mama 😩😩
kai: i...

by plum worshiper March 15, 2021

Lauren Dream

A dream in which the dreamer commits gruesome murder of friends/loved ones. Lauren Dreams are common amongst seemingly innocent people with hidden psychotic thoughts and tendencies. The term was coined by Dr. Lauren whose dream journal cataloged a series of murderous episodes involving friends, roommates, and parents. Dr. Lauren admits that her dream journal inspired her actions of dressing up as a clown, sacrificing 4 chickens, and killing two innocent, paraplegic children at the local Chucky Cheese. She then proceeded to lead police on a three-state chase where she was apprehended by police and later transferred to Arkham Asylum.

It is often said that Ted Bundy's actions were inspired by a Lauren Dream.

by Dr. Lauren March 18, 2021

Lauren

Lauren is the best girlfriend you could possibly have in life! Especially when she's matched with an awesome guy named Andrew! She is smart, super sweet, caring, giving, good natured, thoughtful, and not to mention she is the most sexy, gorgeous, beautiful, amazingly cute woman in the world!

She has an amazing personality that not one person could match. She commands respect but also gives it in return.
A Lauren is an elusive species and is now on the endangered species list of the fast growing "RARE WOMEN OF THE UNIVERSE" and soon will be extinct in a generation or two.

So if you find a Lauren make sure you don't let go because it will be the biggest mistake you will ever make.

If only all women were like Lauren there would be less problems in this world. Less murder, less drug addicts, and more love.

by anonymous October 4, 2021