what has no other meaning then getting drunk, stoned, or laid.
life is hard! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...
life is hard! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...
Charles: dude my life suxs so bad!
bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game...
Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work!
John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened.
Cindy: wow thats alot easier!
bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game...
Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work!
John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened.
Cindy: wow thats alot easier!
by Roberto Presley January 2, 2008
Get the lifemug. Refers to Alucard the one true vampire from the manga Hellsing.
Him being undead (No Life) and a former king makes him "No life king"
Him being undead (No Life) and a former king makes him "No life king"
by Banana-q August 13, 2010
Get the No life kingmug. by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
Get the geez lifemug. 1.(v) hitting an opponent with the gold burst mechanic in famous 2D fighting game series Guilty gear, usually using an overly specific method.
2.(n) The inventor of the life jam technique
2.(n) The inventor of the life jam technique
1. KV - "How dare you life jam me"
Sajam - "I had to, had to be done"
2. Sajam - "I hate you life jam you know that, absolute fucking sicko"
Sajam - "I had to, had to be done"
2. Sajam - "I hate you life jam you know that, absolute fucking sicko"
by Death curry December 3, 2021
Get the Life jammug. Life's a glitch is an alternative to Life's a beach and Life's a glitch sounds closer to Life's a bitch than Life's a beach does.
Steve: *Drinking from Life's a Beach mug.
Steve: Life's a Beach!
Stan: Boring!
Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.
Tyler: Life's a glitch!
Stan: *laughs.
Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!
Steve: Life's a Beach!
Stan: Boring!
Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.
Tyler: Life's a glitch!
Stan: *laughs.
Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!
by CynderFanclub February 12, 2023
Get the Life's a glitchmug. Self appointed individuals who singlehandedly feel they can uphold the rules of life, and never miss an opportunity to inform others what they are doing wrong. Accusations made by the Life Police can highlight de facto, de jure, fashion, etiquette, diet, registration of cars, paying of taxes, morals, and general rule-following faults of their prey. These claims are usually pointlessly brought about at the most inconvenient time, often leaving the accused with only further hatred for the accuser.
Note: Not to be confused with Nazis, the fashion police, and bitches, as the Life Police have no known ideology or reasoning - only idiocy.
Note: Not to be confused with Nazis, the fashion police, and bitches, as the Life Police have no known ideology or reasoning - only idiocy.
*after riding your bike very fast down a steep hill, you reach the bottom only to find a member of the life police*
"You shouldn't ride your bike that fast! I ride a bike everyday and it's not safe, plus you need a helmet!"
*cutting tomatoes for a dinner with your girlfriend and your roommate walks in*
"You're cutting up those tomatoes wrong you dipshit, you're supposed to cut them LATERALLY."
*your mother-in-law comes over for dinner and sees your truck parked in the driveway with expired tabs*
"I hope you're not driving that truck, that's illegal. You could get into a lot of trouble if you don't register that."
*telling your buddies about the 3 month old pair of jeans you returned*
"dude, that's fucked up. i had people come into my job and do that, it's immoral."
*taking a trip to Nevada*
"It's pronounced Nevada, not Nevada."
"You shouldn't ride your bike that fast! I ride a bike everyday and it's not safe, plus you need a helmet!"
*cutting tomatoes for a dinner with your girlfriend and your roommate walks in*
"You're cutting up those tomatoes wrong you dipshit, you're supposed to cut them LATERALLY."
*your mother-in-law comes over for dinner and sees your truck parked in the driveway with expired tabs*
"I hope you're not driving that truck, that's illegal. You could get into a lot of trouble if you don't register that."
*telling your buddies about the 3 month old pair of jeans you returned*
"dude, that's fucked up. i had people come into my job and do that, it's immoral."
*taking a trip to Nevada*
"It's pronounced Nevada, not Nevada."
by Keelahsai August 5, 2009
Get the Life Policemug.