laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

LAY LAY

A LAYLAY IS SOMEONE WHO IS EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE WHO YOU COULD "LAY UP WITH" AFTER A KILL...

"BRO THATS A GOOD LAY LAY RIGHT THERE"
"SHE A GOOD LAY LAY

by SS1000cO2 March 8, 2019

Lays

Lays is a Potato Chip Company, however don’t buy from them as they under fill their bags, sure the bag needs air and other stuff to stay fresh but they put more than 50% Air in their god damn bags.

Just don’t buy Lays

by Oklomsy March 20, 2019

Darriel Lai

Bad at jokes a dumb ass and very annoying

Darriel Lai please go away

by Nokids neverkids October 1, 2018

Free lay

When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.

A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."

by SEM11 August 8, 2022

tiana lay

she is a very peculiar person and doesn't know that I exist. she is pretty nice other wise.................... sike she is a dirty bitch who sucks jamals dick on a daily basis and will give you head only if you give her $1000000.

person 1; tiana lay is such a nice person
person 2; yeah and she also gave head the other day but now I am broke

by muccum August 28, 2022

Laying Tarmac

The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.

Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.

by BrapBrapSmokethaCrack April 26, 2022