JSJ

A simple job or task that is pretty much impossible to fuck up. However, there are individuals that will inevitably do just that. Therefore you need to ensure their actions can be reversed before assigning it to them.

Hey, this looks like a JSJ. Assign it to Joe & Sarah

by 3rd Leg Greg February 6, 2026

JSandying

The act of consuming an excessive, borderline absurd quantity of food—far beyond the recommended daily caloric intake—often at an alarming speed, as though vacuum-sealed directly into the face, until the eater appears on the verge of spontaneous combustion.

I skipped lunch, got home at 9, and ended up JSandying an entire pizza, half a cheesecake, and a family-sized bag of chips in under ten minutes.

by [e-mail] February 7, 2026

jsn

just now.

👤: yeo bro, wya? yu was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago ..
👤: chill fam i’ll be there jsn

by peelbaby March 24, 2026

JShagz

Equal parts alcoholic, gambling addict, sex addict, Letterboxd neek and self-proclaimed ex-Aspergers survivor (“grew out of it, swear on my life”). Obsessed with The Smiths, quotes Shakespeare in arguments, and once cried watching a smiths concert.

JShagz: "Have you listened to double decker bus", slurred

Ms Anderson: "Your sat is due tomorrow, get off Letterboxd and turn off the Smiths"

by shludlover July 31, 2025

Jschlatt

the prime example of twink death dilf birth

Jschlatt used to be such a twink but now he looks like a dilf. still hot.

by artythesaurusrex August 11, 2025

JSanders

A 15 foot tall humanoid creature that pursues it’s victims, mercilessly using the Hulk Smash method against them.

“Dude, the news was looking all over for you!”

“I was caught by JSanders! I was lucky to make it out alive.

by Cloudboii September 18, 2025

jsalty

such a cool and amazing guy who is super tall great at every sport he touches, and every video game he is such bf material and is genuinely a amazing person who will become you friend in an instant.

hey isn't it that one guy Josh?(jsalty code name)
oh yeah the super awesome and cool one. I'ma let him hit
his cock is massive.

by jsaltysocool September 28, 2025