a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily
by badman10101001 February 17, 2020
Get the jess hortonmug. a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.
by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022
Get the Jess shavemug. by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025
Get the Jess Effectmug. by poofpop October 26, 2022
Get the Jessmug. A word used when a midget is having sex with an Asian.Name comes after the biggest prick to set foot on this earth,also plays runescape and roblox In her spare time cus she’s a sad introvert cunt
Connor xxxx: omg I had such a good Jess garland last night!
Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??
Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??
by GordonraMSAAAAAY February 16, 2018
Get the Jess Garlandmug. The most attractive couple that you will ever come across in history. With Jess’s beauty and and intelligence, and Luca being tall and extremely handsome. They are very hard to beat. However, they both have dark sides which if you ever come across and Jess dating a Luca or the other way round, and you do something bad to them or stab them in the back, good luck pal cuz your in for a very long painful ride!
Her: “omg is jess dating that guy called luca??!!”
Him: “yes, Jess and Luca are dating ofc! they’re the most attractive couple i’ve ever seen!”
Him: “yes, Jess and Luca are dating ofc! they’re the most attractive couple i’ve ever seen!”
by sym4000 July 6, 2022
Get the Jess and Lucamug. by ilikejessiedcutg November 3, 2020
Get the Jess smmug.