Jay-Z

A poor excuse for a rapper. An uneducated drug dealer turned music ho' with poor rhythm and rhyme skills.

See any Hip Hop "Artist"

by Jack December 10, 2003

Jay-Z

Real name is Shawn Carter. He born December 4. He gets ragged on alot but he deserves more credit. He jump started Rocawear, he helped Kanye West, and no matter what he says he ain't retired. That beef with Nas is still ongoing but Jay-Z should quiiiiiit. He's a decent rapper, even though some of his rhymes make no sense.

But bein tyrant, comin through your environment
Iron mask, nigga iron gas, nigga I am back

- from "Hovi Baby"

by ShoonXL January 15, 2005

Jay-Z

A poser that was actually good with Biggie, but when he got shot, he resorted to performing with white boy pop artists, underground rock bands, and soft charcoal reggae musicians. He also performs with Beyonce, which wasn't that good anyway, since all he raps about with her is about his daughter. Was in a feud with Nas, which then ended with Jay-Z being owned on God's Son, which was a diss tape directed towards him, his producers, and his girlfriend-to-be-wife Beyonce. He was so embarrassed apparently that he was angry when he wrote his own diss tape, it fucking sucked monkey cock. Has lately collaborated with Justin Bieber, which proves he sucks even more, as he needs anything to retain his reputation as the wealthiest rap artist in the world. What better way to extort money from 7 year olds? Basically this guy needs to work with more rap artists instead of little spoiled brats, 18 year old wannabes and pimply white boys "from the hood".

Fred: I went to the Jay-Z concert earlier today.

Greg: Really? Did Caitlin force you to?
Fred: Yeah. All he does is sing about a daughter that he's never going to spend time with since he's so fucking rich.
Greg: Amen to that.

by IAmRonPaul March 21, 2013

shoot the jay

A phrase used during basketball to tell your teammate to shoot after you've passed the ball. the "jay" being the shot.

Kobe comes off the screen and passes it to the corner, "shoot the jay clement!"

by TIm January 7, 2008

el jay

all the cool scene kids spell LJ, el jay. Its a way of refering to livejournal. an online journal where you complain about your life and post a million picture from the top right angle.

d00d did you check out my new el jay layout, its totally the sex, check it out and tell me what you think

by owned June 1, 2004

Jay-Z

Black rapper, real name Shawn Carter, got his name from his youth in Brooklyn where he was know as "Jazzy." He formed Roc-a-fella records along with Damon Dash and Kareem Burke and debuted in 1996 with his first album, Reasonable Doubt. He dominated the New York rap scene through the late 90's and early 2000's until he made his final album in 2003, called the Black Album. Now retired, he has his own clothing line (RocaWear) and is part owner of the New Jersey Nets.

"...Best rapper alive..." Jay-Z

by Mo69 May 23, 2005

Raquel and Jay

The cutest couple to ever exist! If there's a couple with the names Raquel and Jay, they will be together forever! Jay is ALWAYS extremly nice to his Raquel and never stops complimenting her. Raquel is always greatful and will never want to be without him! They are the cutest couple on the planet!

Guy: Woah! Look at them! They are so cute together!
Girl: Well what do you expect? That's Raquel and Jay. They are bound to be cute together!

by Rocky12345432123454321 January 17, 2013