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J Rock

A man with unrivaled sexual prowess. he has huge yet defined muscles due to his copious sexual activity and is known to only copulate with the finest of females (models, actresses, singers etc). Some men are intimidated or feel nervous around women they find sexually attractive. not him.
Hot Bitch 1: Woah look how sexy that guy is over there. I know his jeans aren't particularly tight-fitting but I swear I can see the outline of his thick, meaty cock.

Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.

Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J Rock!
by naughty minx October 14, 2011
mugGet the J Rockmug.

j in the b

i got hella sick last night from eating j in the b
by bk 88 December 9, 2008
mugGet the j in the bmug.

j lo

a stupid stuckup slut star overpaid by hollywood
mugGet the j lomug.

J-BOMB

A Jiz bomb, a few ml of clearish, white liquid which excretes from the penis after after playing with your self or a friend
When your bored and feel like taking a shower, 'while Im at ill also go drop a J-BOMB'
by Cademcnade June 2, 2009
mugGet the J-BOMBmug.

j-dub

damn the j-dubs are coming up the driveway again
by andy O Dady September 22, 2006
mugGet the j-dubmug.

J-rock

Japanese Rock. Most of the lyrics in this genre is very poetic (sometimes doesn't make sense, but you'll get it if you read the lyrics with thought).
Person who doesn't understand J-Rock: They suck because they sound awful and they steal stuff from American Rock.

Me: You might as well as say that for today's bands in the US as well. Not all American and Japanese rock is bad, you just have to get in depth with the lyrics.
by Tsukasa134 April 9, 2006
mugGet the J-rockmug.

J-Rod

1) To continue to turn down or "poon" out on your friends.

2) To make plans and at the last minute break prior said engagement.
He said he was going to play golf today but he J-Rodded at the last minute.
by Sweaty Bear December 1, 2009
mugGet the J-Rodmug.

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