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the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it
Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep
by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020
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Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.
by Who?asked? August 9, 2024
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teacher fucker

A person who fucks her teacher to get a better grade
by RatmanINC. February 20, 2024
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gym teacher

someone who should not take summer vacations and open up a summer athletic camp instead
she/he's a gym teacher and a bully
by boring squirrel December 12, 2022
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Teacher

Someone who also doesn’t want to go to school but is paid very little that they

barley make it through
How bad is your job?”
Terrible, I almost got a depromotion.”
“I’m a teacher. I make 2.50 a hour.
by The Unkown 101 January 6, 2023
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