porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.

"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"

by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017

Francis Shower

A very quick shower in 3 minutes or less.

In college he would take Francis Showers.

by DrManhattan44 August 3, 2018

Shower dif

Term used at the end of League of Legends matches to flex on the losing team. Insinuates that the winning difference was the relatively higher hygiene of the winning team.

LoLUsername: lol gg shower dif

by flojoschmo November 1, 2022

shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.

Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision

by J-Lee Lingo October 5, 2015

shower drinking

Shower drinking is where you grab a cold beer to drink in the shower while getting ready to go out drinking for the night. It's an alcoholics way to multi-task.

Heather snagged a ice cold Bud Light on her way to the shower so she could get her pre-drink on by shower drinking before a night of drinking and sex with random dudes.

by Ratfink October 18, 2013

Eiffel Shower

When 2 bitches piss over at least one dude(s) jerking off.

The husbands were jerking each other off while the wives pissed over them. Boom, Eiffel Shower.

by EiffelTowerBitch69 October 15, 2018

Miner's Shower

Using a river or other natural body of water and its components (mud, sand) to scrub and clean oneself while in the outdoors (esp. in the mountains).

Joel was hella stinky after hiking all day in the backcountry so he took a Miner's Shower and was at least somewhat tolerable to be around.

by Jibuzaemon May 23, 2011