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Homophobe

A homophobe is a dirt slob who likes to eat at Hooters, goes to titty bars every weekend and has posters of nude women all over their walls. They're constantly talking about pussy and bragging about how much pussy they get but in actuality they get little to none. They hate LGBT people because they're jealous that LGBT folk actually have an amazing sex life, while the homophobe is a limp dicked buffoon who needs Viagra to get it up. The homophobe is obsessed with being manly and considers it manly to be a slob. They have dirt on their hands because they don't wash often, they like farting around people, they wear shit stained underwear, they don't wipe their ass, they have a gruff appearance and look like they haven't shaved in a few days. They talk with a course voice like they have a sore throat. Their favorite apparel is flannel shirts and clothes with a hunting camouflage pattern. They consider it manly to go hunting and kill dear that can't defend themselves. Their favorite drink up until 2023 was Bud Light when they immediately switched to Coors. They want to make sure everyone around them is straight and they will often ask other guys questions such as “so, you got a girlfriend?” or “wanna go to a titty bar?” to try to determine if all guys around them are straight.
Homophobes would be out murdering LGBT people if law enforcement did not exist.
by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
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Homophobiá

Homophobiá is a specific phobia characterized by an intense and irrational fear of houses or being inside
Person a: hey look at that nice house
Person B: AHHHHH NO NO NO
Person a: do you have homophobiá?
by SAOUDC August 17, 2025
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Homophobist

A homophobist is a person who hates homophobes
“Dude, are you really not gonna respect me, just because I’m a homophobe?”
“No I’m not, cause I’m a homophobist!”
by Fewer September 16, 2025
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homophobia

Misspelling of heterochromia: life-long condition where the eyes have different colors. Typically observed within domesticated animals and humans.
> OMG I can't believe that cat has homophobia!!!
> such a cute homophobic car <3
by The :(){ :|:& };: October 3, 2025
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Homophobic

"Straight" and against gay people. (Gay)
Brad: "Ew, gay people are so weird. Everyone should be homophobic."
Chad: "Hey, dude, wassup?"
Brad: "Holy shit dude, you look... Like... Really good today."
Chad: "Thanks, dude... Have you been working out? Your muscles are so... Defined."
by Not A Lime October 6, 2025
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Homophobia

1. (Verb)
Something everybody gets wrong. People say "Homo means Human because its in HOMO sapiens" Even though homo means "Same" as in homograph. (A word used to describe 2+ words that are spelled the same but not sounded the same)
2. (Adjective)
Where somebody has one eye orange and the other is blue. Comes as a meme spelling of Heterochromia. (A birth phenomenon where somebodies eyes are 2 different colors.)
Eg. 1
Person A: Stop being homophobic.
Person B: Shut up gay whore.
Eg. 2
Person A: A cat with homophobia in its eyes 🧡💙
Figure: A photo of a cat with its left eye being blue, and its right eye being orange.
Person B: Don't you mean heterocromia?
by HeLiesYa November 13, 2025
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Mega Homophobic

A person who really dislikes the LGBTQ community.
by SuperEpicGuy69 August 26, 2022
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