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Shake hands with Dick Cheney

Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.
by Syne May 7, 2008
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Idle Hands

A 1999 comedy/horror movie. The laziest guy on Earth has his hand possessed by satan, and he goes around killing people at night without knowing. It's funny, stupid, violent, and all about marijuana.

Anton- Devon Sawa
Mick- Seth Green
Pnub- Elden Hansen
Molly- Jessica Alba
Quotes from Idle Hands:

Mick (While holding an electric knife): Look at me, I'm Leatherface! (the electric knife unplugs)

Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton: Music?
Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: Oh we figured, fuck it. I mean, it was really far.

Mick: I'm gonna go call 911.... What's the number?
Pnub: Yeah..

Anton: Dearly beloved. We are all gathered here today.. Because you're all dead.

(after the lame death of the hand)
Mick: That's it? That's it? No explosions, no hellfire, no -
(screeches demonically)
Mick: I mean, no, I'm glad everybody's all right, but... that was weak.
by invpaievnapinvwrniva February 21, 2011
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weak hands

A term used to describe investors who lack conviction in their stategies or haven't the means or resources to carry them out.
Weak hands end up buying at the highs, and selling at the lows. A surefire way to lose in the business of investing.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 8, 2022
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She had hands like André the Giant

The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude
I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like André the Giant
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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Handsome Guapo

The term used to describe someone, male or female, who possesses such confidence, charm, savior-faire and good looks they must be revered in two languages.
Zach is handsome guapo. Ladies love him, girls adore him, I mean even the ones who never saw him. He is so radiant it takes two languages to accurately describe him.
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shake hands with the wife's best friend

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.
by sloppy Joe April 30, 2003
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Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
by R. Keefe November 30, 2005
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