by Ur dad who got no milk April 30, 2022
That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.
Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.
(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).
(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).
by overanalyzer November 26, 2012
by Rynoshorn January 16, 2019
The brown bush things on on top of Mr.Krab’s eyes. No one knows what they are called, but with my mind, I have decided that they are eyebrows.
by Potatoes are purple November 28, 2019
Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head
by papa_eos August 04, 2012
Hairstyle for young men, characterized by sweeping tendrils of diagonal hair across the forehead and side of the face.
If I open up another magazine and see one more boy with that hurricane hair I'm gonna lose my lunch.
by DLucasSki January 30, 2009
The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.
by sashagerm October 23, 2023